Mikey is a retard. He always tries to smoke me out, and I have to kindly decline, explaining to him repeatedly that I don't smoke that kind of herb. He should remember this, but he can't because all the grass destroys the memory receptors in his tiny mexican brain.
I'm all for chillin and shit. Who isn't? But who needs some sticky icky for that? Maybe you're just boring and need some over-stimulation for those totally wack ideas you formulate at night by yourself after you beat off looking at internet porn while sipping wine and/or banging your neon yellow pocket pussy.
But who am I to judge? I am but a man. With a functioning brain and who doesn't listen to ska. Ska is gay too. But that's neither here nor there.(see what i did there? made you my bitch!)
But let's get honest here (Burchfield quote!), you're a douchenozzle. You don't eat meat, you smoke girl cigarettes, and you try to save the environment. I bet you read too, you pussy.
Just go back to Europe, or where ever it is they breed you little girly men. Because America doesn't want you. Oh yeah, and that voting you love so much? Yeah. Your vote doesn't count.
Write back soon.
Alex
2 comments:
There is so much wrong with this...
I hope you were kidding.
the sad thing is that you've always been like this.
this war is not fun, can we truce?
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