It's summer. I don't give a shit about politics or socieconomic issues.
Go out there. Get paid. Get laid. Get 50 beers in. Make bad decisions.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
May 17, 2009
May 15, 2009
For God and country!
I've got a problem here. What's new, man? Like that's any different than any other moment in life, right? But whatever. I'm sick of making myself out to be a martyr for liberal causes when I myself disagree with a lot of liberal ideals. But I'd have to say, conservatives and Republicans make Democrats and liberals all look like Einstein. The sad part about that? The majority of America has been Republican since before the world wars. That means the majority of America is stupid. You know how that makes me feel?
Like shit. Complete and utter shit.
People who say Obama is a bad president because he's spread too thin and talks too much. How Obama is still not a proper noun according to spell check. People who believe that abortion is actually murder. And that "murder" is used for stem cell research.
I watch FOX News at the gym. I get to listen to Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh. I have the privilege to feel like a complete moron for two hours every day. They are rich from slinging propaganda aimed at the numbskulls that inhabit this great nation. It's scary. There's people who actually think Obama is a muslim, and the Anti-Christ. Seriously. What the fuck? But anyway, these people. These ignorant fucks. Exploitation of the little-brained America. People like the aforementioned are the reason the rest of the world despises us. And that irritates me. America was revered. Loved around the world. And now it's reduced to millions of neanderthals with clubs who can only drink Busch Light and have kids they cannot support. And it's all thanks to these tiny-dick, ass-backwards neocons.
Fuck you Fox News. You are turning this country into a lake too many kids pissed in. And the drainage system runs straight into the gene pool. If you're stupid, your kids are going to be stupid. I'd like to think it is almost exactly like the beginning of the movie Idiocracy. The ones who get knocked up at 17 are the ones whose kids will get knocked up at 17 (sup Sarah Palin?) and then go on to become Vice President, or even better, President (aka Fuhrer of the Free World).
I can't wait to run for mayor. It'll be a blast. I can't wait to campaign to old people who don't trust handsome young men in shabby clothes. I can't wait to say I'm going to mandate abortions to all teenage girls who get knocked up. I can't wait to drink beer in Springfield or something.
Either way, fuck it. America is a shithole now. It's like one big Wal-mart. Low payout for a lot of work.
My metaphors are weak tonight, so I'm gonna leave it there.
Fuck the system!
Like shit. Complete and utter shit.
People who say Obama is a bad president because he's spread too thin and talks too much. How Obama is still not a proper noun according to spell check. People who believe that abortion is actually murder. And that "murder" is used for stem cell research.
I watch FOX News at the gym. I get to listen to Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh. I have the privilege to feel like a complete moron for two hours every day. They are rich from slinging propaganda aimed at the numbskulls that inhabit this great nation. It's scary. There's people who actually think Obama is a muslim, and the Anti-Christ. Seriously. What the fuck? But anyway, these people. These ignorant fucks. Exploitation of the little-brained America. People like the aforementioned are the reason the rest of the world despises us. And that irritates me. America was revered. Loved around the world. And now it's reduced to millions of neanderthals with clubs who can only drink Busch Light and have kids they cannot support. And it's all thanks to these tiny-dick, ass-backwards neocons.
Fuck you Fox News. You are turning this country into a lake too many kids pissed in. And the drainage system runs straight into the gene pool. If you're stupid, your kids are going to be stupid. I'd like to think it is almost exactly like the beginning of the movie Idiocracy. The ones who get knocked up at 17 are the ones whose kids will get knocked up at 17 (sup Sarah Palin?) and then go on to become Vice President, or even better, President (aka Fuhrer of the Free World).
I can't wait to run for mayor. It'll be a blast. I can't wait to campaign to old people who don't trust handsome young men in shabby clothes. I can't wait to say I'm going to mandate abortions to all teenage girls who get knocked up. I can't wait to drink beer in Springfield or something.
Either way, fuck it. America is a shithole now. It's like one big Wal-mart. Low payout for a lot of work.
My metaphors are weak tonight, so I'm gonna leave it there.
Fuck the system!
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