Today, I'm compiling a list of things I hate. It won't be as long as some might think. Check it out.
I hate...
-Pictures with way too much contrast, especially if ithey're of skanks making dumb faces
-Roller Hockey's aftereffects on your body
-Fat girls who wear sweatpants in public (ok, any girl or guy that wears sweatpants)
-Sweatpants
-Credit card statements
-Sluts
-Big blue dicks
-When bands skip Chicago on a tour (what kind of band doesn't want to play chicago?)
-The spins
-Not having money for tattoos
-Guys named Duane. (or dwayne, or D'wayne, or even just Wayne)
-College
-Next-Morning beer breath
-Christian rock, or rap, or metal
-Blisters
-School pictures
-Dane Cook
-Jim Beam
-The Dallas Cowboys
-Shirts from Spencers
-People who own shirts from Spencers
-Last cigarettes
-My dogs
I'm sure everyone hates these things. I'm glad now I can feel like I relate to you, internet friends.
Maybe someday I'll make a "things I like list". Like, for my next post, perhaps. Until then, I smell like shit, and must say farewell.
