A.) I thinkl there's a critter in the vents in my apartment. There's something scratching and/or clawing around up there at all hours of the day. At first, I thought the amazon girl upstairs was getting railed for hours but I came to the realization that 1.) no one would have sex with her and 2.) the sound is too close to be upstairs. I feel as if I should put a grenade up there and end it's life. If it is indeed a creature of doom, then it hasn't moved in days, and its time is about ready to be up. Hasta la vista, faggotcreature.
B.) I found $30 in $5 bills in my pants the other day. How does one come about six $5 bills without eventually spending one? I am both confused and impressed by my subconscious self-control. To be fair, I wore the same pair of jeans for approximately two and a half weeks without washing them, but still.
3.) I've been talking about our lord and savior Jesus Christ a lot lately. I don't know why. I feel like he's a good point for any argument, real or not. EG: "you're a dickhead" = "jesus christ wouldn't use that type of language. you're going to hell." "I can't do it. it's too hard" = "that's what jesus said".
See what I mean?
Anyway, that's about it. I don't care about politics that much today. It's too depressing and ignorant to have any part with. Jesus wouldn't vote for these morons.
Enjoy life.
Alex
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