Foot-in-mouth disease

That's a play on words. Because it's actually foot-and-mouth disease. And it kills cows and buffalo and shit. But more of what I'm getting at is how full of shit everyone is. Not necessarily in a bad way. Human beings, as a species, are made to bullshit and lie and cheat and steal. Anyone who says they don't partake in said activities is probably more full of shit than the rest of us mother fuckers. Which is the reason I don't understand everyone's so up in arms about everything happening in the economy right now. Sure, it only took about a dozen people to completely tear this nation down to what it always was in the first place. But Anyone who had that much power would do the same thing. As the Boss would say: "Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king and a king's not satisfied til he rules everything". I think America isn't as pissed as everyone tries to make it sound. These corporations DESTROYED America, single-handedly. Frankly, I'm actually jealous. That's an achievement. We lived through a Revolutionary War, Civil War, and two World Wars, and came out stronger each time. Then, a few guys in expensive suits and bad haircuts decide they want more money, and BAM!, America looks like Escape from New York. Teachers and firefighters lose their security pensions, and these assholes make millions more than anyone would need in a single year. We lose all our money, they get private jets, yachts and mansions. Welcome to capitalism folks. You want it, you got it.

As I said, I would have loved to be one of those guys. I would have been ecstatic to destroy America's infrastructure. I could be a mega-millionaire without ever buying lotto tickets again. And A.) an entire nation would be shaking on its knees while B.) wanting me dead. No matter how you spin it, that is win-win.

America had it coming. Every other nation in the world could see it. With our gays and abortions and letting women outside without their entire bodies covered in rags, it was only a matter of time before god struck us down for our hedonism and equal rights. Hah. God. Don't get me started.

Either way, America, the time is now to get into corporate business. Soon, these guys will all be in jail, and their positions will need filling! So hopefully in 30 years, I can be part of the next generation to destroy American idealism and get rich doing so.

Which brings me to my next point. Sometimes I say things I shouldn't. But there's no book of unacceptable idioms, at least that I've seen. There's no law that says some jokes are beyond the realm of decency. Whether it's about dead people or boners or Jews, it's my right to say whatever I want to whoever I want. So, dearest America, suck a dick.